Help Wanted
TFP Goal: All 50 States By The 250th
Our subscribers are often described as the most healthy, wealthy, and wise people on the planet. Our “Maha Collective” team of citizen journalists considers it a privilege and honor to serve each and every one of you. Thank you for subscribing!
Today, we humbly ask for your help. With just 47 days to go until the 250th anniversary celebration of our nation, our team needs just 10 more subscribers to reach our goal of having at least one subscriber in all 50 states. As we navigate “Operation 47” (aka Trump administration 2.0) together, it is fitting that we make this plea for help 47 days in advance while delivering our 250th post on Substack.
The word “help” takes on many forms and definitions. At the end of the day, all of us are only as good as the team that surrounds us and supports us. Our “Maha Collective” team of citizen journalists is beyond blessed to be surrounded by an incredible team of supporters so we raise our “HELP WANTED” signs with confidence.
Help our team reach its goal of securing at least one subscriber from each of the 50 states by 7/4/26.
To our many subscribers from the fine states of Nebraska and South Dakota, please help us secure a subscriber or two from ND, MT, and WY. You got this!
To our many subscribers from the fine states of MO, TN, and NC, please help us secure at least one subscriber from KY or WV. You got this!
And to anyone with contacts living in the northeastern states, we lay ourselves bare before you and beg for your help in securing just one subscriber from ME, VT, NH, MA, RI or NJ.
Grab a cup of coffee.
Peruse your contact list on your phone or your computer.
And then, share this post or a link to another post of ours that might resonate with a friend or business associate. Invite them to subscribe to The Fruited Plain so they too can become healthy, wealthy, and wise beyond recognition.
Together, we got this. Together, we can restore free speech and the fine art of investigative journalism nationwide.
Thank you in advance for any help you can provide The Fruited Plain and for your continued support of so many other “free speech” initiatives on Substack.
Respectfully, thankfully, and humbly,
The “Maha Collective” team of citizen journalists at The Fruited Plain













